$1,000 Computer Keyboard

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 05/08/2017 at 17:12 • Filed to: None

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/08/2017 at 17:20

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The switches themselves are from the Apollo 11 command capsule (the lunar lander switches are extra), and each is blessed by the Machine Spirit to improve both K/D ratio and one’s ability to quickscope. The buttons are hand-penned in English using a unique ink crafted from the ashes of the Library of Alexandria, and painstakingly inscribed by actual elves. Real ones, not those cheap, imitation Keebler or Santa elves you’ll find making inferior products. The cable is from AudioQuest, makers of multi-thousand dollar HDMI cables, and is emblazoned with powerful runes invoking the power of the ancient god Yu-Essbee.

The pictures also fail to capture the ethereal glow and low, audible hum that can be heard even over the incessant clacking of the keys. A word of warning, however: some say lesser men cannot handle the magnitude of such eldritch power, and will be consumed by the might of this keyboard, left to roam an otherworldly plane for all time.

the reviews are fantastic

I know it SEEMS expensive, but it’s got ALL the letters. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/08/2017 at 17:28

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And there is software that gently warms your hands.

HammerheadFistpunch > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/08/2017 at 17:39

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There are certain objects that represent the idea of wealth disparity better than words. This is one.

LongbowMkII > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/08/2017 at 18:26

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Obviously this is ridiculous. But it’s kind of cool.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/08/2017 at 18:56

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When things are made by hand by a single person they tend to cost more than a similar item in mass production.

NJAnon > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/08/2017 at 18:56

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Brass? really?Novelty items get a little out of hand sometimes IMO.

But of course people have purchased it already.

TorqueToYield > HammerheadFistpunch 05/08/2017 at 19:11

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It’s still just a silly overpriced keyboard. Real wealth looks like:

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > LongbowMkII 05/08/2017 at 19:14

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I’d like to try one.

Nibby > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/08/2017 at 19:46

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Should go well with this case

https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811108512

barnie > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/08/2017 at 19:55

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And its still got that danged CapsLock key!! Pop these off my boards now that Remkey doesn’t work in winders. Easy to remap to null in *nix.

Also a small Enter key. Why is Backspace bigger than delete? Who uses ScrollLock or Pause|Break keys and LEDs? If I’m a gonna pay a days wages for a new keyboard, this is not the one.

HammerheadFistpunch > TorqueToYield 05/08/2017 at 20:02

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Its just a representation of frivilous spending, like the yacth

ranwhenparked > HammerheadFistpunch 05/08/2017 at 20:25

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Frivolous? A secure mansion that you can take with you to any coastal city in the world could be quite practical for certain people.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Nibby 05/08/2017 at 21:55

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And this board:

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > barnie 05/08/2017 at 21:57

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If that’s a day’s wages, then maybe I want your job. I wouldn’t have that paid for until sometime on Wednesday.

Nibby > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/08/2017 at 23:12

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dat IBM

pip bip - choose Corrour > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/09/2017 at 04:40

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and what idiot would pay that?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > pip bip - choose Corrour 05/09/2017 at 12:55

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I have two of them.